you are the night light ripping through my wicked world

And Shepard just stood there and let the whole awkward interaction play out.

(Source: lvl22humanoid)

thetravman:

Tech’s not James’s specialty [x]

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS!? THAT’S THE GREATEST

(Source: quariankhajiit)

skoolmunkee:

More Adventures of James Vega, Cool Bro and Space Marine

OK that’s really it for these. I’m glad people liked the first set so much. :] I’ve been doing lots of silly Mass Effect stuff lately. I’m sure I’ll draw more later, Shepard

“I promised your mom I’d look after you, and I’ve done my best. But there’s not much I can do for you. It’s your life and you gotta choose to live it.”

direct-intervention:

I trained it to let me fly it.

#THE QUOTE #THE PICTURE #IT’S PERFECT #YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE KEEP PHOTOS OF THEIR KIDS IN THEIR WALLET #THIS IS WHAT JAMES WOULD PRODUCE #HE WOULD SAY #HERE’S ME AND MY HARVESTER WINGS

surelyforth-vakarian:

anniezard:

skoolmunkee:

The Adventures of James Vega, Rad Dude and Space Marine

The idea for this came from SA poster RaspberryCommie, and a couple of the ideas were contributed by SAers too! This is more Mass Effect silliness but the idea was too cute not to do, plus I like crayons a lot.

Mass Effect 3 Spoilers, obviously

OH

MY

GOD

He’s like everything wonderful about James with just a pinch of Andy Dwyer.

“Today I met a dinosaur!! Coooooooool.”

James, I’m really sorry about aiming my sniper rifle at your face, but you’re really pretty. I hope you understand.

Love,
me. 

(Source: theillusivewoman)

thetravman:

Tech’s not James’s specialty [x]

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS!? THAT’S THE GREATEST

(Source: quariankhajiit)

spicyshimmy:

cuddlingthecthulhu:

I know I’ve already done Mass Effect, but I figured I could just draw my second favorite of the moment, AKA James Vega’s back.
this is all your fault

So, yeah.
Isabela is the Pirate Queen of my heart. I fell for her hard. Never saw it coming, never stood a chance. 

Kinda like our buddy James Vega, here. Isabela may not have played poker before, but she’s played wicked grace. She is going to rob you blind (or should I say naked?), Vega. And no one’s going to complain. Except maybe you. 

james isn’t any stranger to getting stripped down, only he always expects a comeback in there somewhere. but isabela takes him down to his skivvies and doesn’t let up and enjoys every second of it, bumping her boot against his under the table, leaning forward and being all distracting while he swallows and shuffles and runs out of luck so fast he almost forgets the meaning of the word. …and how to make words. …and what his own name is. yeah, it’s true: james never stood a chance. and somehow, little bead of sweat dripping down the valley of his spine, dog-tags warming against his skin, he doesn’t mind it for a second. it’s a match made in a special kind of hell that looks a whole lot like heaven—just a whole lot more fun than heaven—and it’s the only time james has ever kind of really enjoyed losing to anyone. he tries to think of a nickname that fits her, but in the end, all she is and all she should be is the name she gives him. isabela. 

spicyshimmy:

alodias:

I could watch this forever… And you?

‘you know you enjoy the view, esteban,’ james shouts, not realizing it’s not just esteban watching but daniels and donnelly and shepard and (grudgingly) alenko, and vakarian and liara and EDI and joker (‘damn’) and dr. chakwas (‘i couldn’t have said it better myself.’) nothing makes a normandy lunch go down better than the normandy lunchtime show. 

(Source: purenegade)